Super stunner
Monday, February 4th, 2008 by sschrammHere are some of my thoughts from tonight’s Super Bowl XLII…
-You know, I had these crazy thoughts heading into tonight’s game. I pictured it ending like the final moments of some cheesy sports movie. You could see the Patriots, a team of perfect villains (Sorry Pats fans) having a season’s worth of karmic checks being cashed in one delicious come-uppance with a stoic Bill Belichick seeing the error of his ways while a formerly dictatorial Tom Coughlin reaping the rewards of lightening up.
You could see a neglected little brother Eli Manning finally getting the respect of his father and big brother while the icy Gisele tosses her appletini and storms out of the luxury box hoping to go somewhere, anywhere to get the stink of a loser off of her.
I thought that was just Hollywood.
Apparently not.
By the way, just when I thought I had outgrown sports, this happens. Now I’m hooked for another few years. No good I tell you. No good. My fiancé is shaking her head disapprovingly, a sight I’m sure all see for years to come.
-Justin Hite called it. Our intern was the only one with the cajones to pick the Giants and, damn if he wasn’t spot on. Good for him.
-How can you not like Michael Strahan? Seriously, that guy is the straightest shooter in pro sports since Charles Barkley retired. And endearing as hell. I’m not a Giants fan, but I was ready to plop down the cash for Strahan jersey after watching his postgame.
On a related note, our former intern Brian Guiffra used to roll into our office for agate shifts rocking a game-worn David Tyree jersey. Apparently his dad was tight with the Giants receiver or something. But yeah, Brian should wear that every day for about the next month or so. Tyree was a stud.
- I wish the ‘72 Dolphins would go away. Sadly, the Giants made sure we’ll still have to hear from them each time a team takes a perfect record into October. Thanks New York.
-So recently retired Giants running back Tiki Barber goes from voice of reason on a dysfunctional team five months ago to locker room cancer. Yikes.
-I hope when Pennsylvania senator Arlen Spector finds out that the Giants won, he’ll drop this interest in Spygate. I mean, aren’t we at war? Aren’t we in a recession? How about the fact that I can’t flush my toilet because we don’t have enough water? How about the fact that my 401K looks as if it’s headed into that aforementioned toilet? Look into that.
- Quote of the year thus far: “We’re only going to score 17 points? (Laughter) Is (Plaxico Burress) going to play defense?” - Tom Brady.
Hubris, thy name is New England. While you’re reaching for your dictionary, look up schadenfreude as well. It’s relevant.
(For those of you that didn’t see the game, the Giants won 17-14 and Burress caught the game-winning touchdown. You should really watch more TV. I’m not judging, I’m just saying.)
-By the way, the Pats are going to win Super Bowl XLIII. That’s pretty much common knowledge, right? This time next year, the NFL will be scorched earth with Brady, Belichick and the rest of the Pats in full flex. This will happen.
