File under freezing
November 17th, 2007, 1:36 am · Post a Comment · posted by sschramm
Ok, so I get cold easy. Sue me.
You can call me all the names you want, but this I will own.
One time, my Maryland-born mom, tired of the lack of crisp autumn days and fresh, flowery spring mornings around here, bemoaned the lack of four distinct seasons.
Screw that, give me 80 degrees every day. No rain. I’ll pack the sunscreen.
If I could, I’d retire to Florida at age 29, wear Tony Soprano shirts, tear up par-3 courses and eat dinner at five. I don’t think my fiancé is down with plan, but if I win the lottery, it’s on.
So when Western Alamance was playing Hertford County in 40-degree temperatures on Friday night, I was a shivery mess while those of heartier stock around me were not.
On that note, here’s a short list of things as cold as I was at A.M. Primm Stadium on Friday night…
-Britney Spears’ career.
-The Duke-Notre Dame football rivalry.
-Bill Belichick’s heart.
-Michael Waltrip Racing.
-Dick Cheney’s Q rating.
So, yeah. I was cold. I’m going to go to the break room and stick my hands in the coffee to warm them back up. Don’t tell anyone.
